Steak for Chicken

Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent
Sitting on my ass

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

My former life I had a sister
I abused her and I dissed her
She got swept up in a twister
First I laughed and then I missed her

Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandmas they’re okay
Kiss their cheek and run away

Cuz me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of darts
Hit a bull’s-eye and cut a fart
Smoking crack and cutting crack.

Who missed that thing on the ceiling?
Who is gonna hurt my feelings?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Even your mother is a crook
But if I get a closer look
There’s shit on every road you took
If you don’t believe me, read your book.

Somebody's making a killing
Whose empty heart needs filling?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch